DISCLAIMER: The following article is a work of satire. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons or actual events is purely coincidental, and is not to be taken as true. NLSIU and the CLAT Consortium Break Up! “This is worse than Brexit!!” says devastated shipper. September 5, 2020 | Special Quirk Investigative Team The day was Sept

Acad Shut after Bird Poop Contamination “The hostel bathroom smells better”, laments student January 17, 2020 | Aman Vasavada Several reports of the putrid stench of bird poop in the areas surrounding the academic block of Nagarbhavi Laa School have finally prompted the administration to take action. This morning, NLS authorities declared the region as the Acad Exclusion Region (“AER”), cordoning off the academic block and its surrounding regions with leftover SF barricades t

Meme credits: SMK Chandra-Yaan-2.5: NLS Internet Department to reclaim glory by helping ISRO achieve connectivity September 09, 2019 | By: Jwalika Balaji Wi-fi issues have always been plaguing the student body at NLS and they seem to aggravate especially during the time of project submissions. The Internet Department at NLS keeps complaining about the hordes of mails that the student body keeps bombarding it with, asking for the wi-fi to be fixed in the hostels, in the librar

This NLS News Bulletin has been written by Lakshmi Nambiar and Jwalika Balaji (Batch of 2023). The recent sightings of strange men dirt-biking outside the field and jalebis belonging to NLS inmates going missing have brought to the limelight the state of security measures on campus (or lack thereof). Prima facie, it appears that the student body is lobbying for better security measures on campus. However, our Quirk team did some classic investigative journalism into the recen

As the escalating tensions between nuclear rivals are paralleled only by the escalating tensions on laa kallej mail threads, the NLS Inmates Review conducted a historic and historical study of the mail thread phenomenon – to understand how self-declared premier lawyers of the future engage on topical issues. Live from ground zero in their angrezi armchairs, Mukta Joshi (Batch of 2019) and Radhika Goyal (Batch of 2019) report their findings. #NLSInmatesReview #Satire #muktajos