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Sep 5, 2020
2 min

Breaking News: NLSIU and the CLAT Consortium Break up!

DISCLAIMER: The following article is a work of satire. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons or actual events is purely coincidental, and is not to be taken as true. NLSIU and the CLAT Consortium Break Up! “This is worse than Brexit!!” says devastated shipper. September 5, 2020 | Special Quirk Investigative Team The day was Sept

Jan 17, 2020
3 min

Acad Shut after Bird Poop Contamination

Acad Shut after Bird Poop Contamination “The hostel bathroom smells better”, laments student January 17, 2020 | Aman Vasavada Several reports of the putrid stench of bird poop in the areas surrounding the academic block of Nagarbhavi Laa School have finally prompted the administration to take action. This morning, NLS authorities declared the region as the Acad Exclusion Region (“AER”), cordoning off the academic block and its surrounding regions with leftover SF barricades t

Sep 9, 2019
2 min

Chandra-Yaan-2.5: NLS Internet Department to be sent to the moon to help ISRO re-establish connectio

Meme credits: SMK Chandra-Yaan-2.5: NLS Internet Department to reclaim glory by helping ISRO achieve connectivity September 09, 2019 | By: Jwalika Balaji Wi-fi issues have always been plaguing the student body at NLS and they seem to aggravate especially during the time of project submissions. The Internet Department at NLS keeps complaining about the hordes of mails that the student body keeps bombarding it with, asking for the wi-fi to be fixed in the hostels, in the librar

Apr 24, 2019
4 min

Shocking Security Breaches at India’s Premier Law School – Or is There More to the Story

This NLS News Bulletin has been written by Lakshmi Nambiar and Jwalika Balaji (Batch of 2023). The recent sightings of strange men dirt-biking outside the field and jalebis belonging to NLS inmates going missing have brought to the limelight the state of security measures on campus (or lack thereof). Prima facie, it appears that the student body is lobbying for better security measures on campus. However, our Quirk team did some classic investigative journalism into the recen

Nov 25, 2018
4 min

Falling Standards No More? NYP to be educational; Midnight Symposium planned

NYP to be educational; Midnight Symposium planned NLSIU Batch of 2019 makes NYP an academic event; Call for Applications expected tomorrow November 25, 2018 | By: Dhanush Dinesh and Aman Vasavada (Following an anonymous tip-off, investigators from the NLS Inmates Review have gained non-exclusive access to the Batch of 2019’s WhatsApp group chat for NYP preparation, which revealed shocking information, bound to shake the dubious foundations of Law School Party Culture™. Quirk

Nov 11, 2018
3 min

First Years Set up Company, Receive 6.5 Crore Seed Funding

First Years Set up Company, Receive 6.5 Crore Seed Funding Driven by Gut, Lads Ditch Moot for Noble Cause November 11, 2018 | Aman Vasavada and Lakshmi Nambiar In a classic case of need-based innovation, Nagarbhavi Laa College has finally caught up with the Bengaluru startup culture. Himalaya Ltd., a hyperlocal delivery startup aimed at procuring affordable food for children in desperate need, was founded by inmates of the Himalaya bunker on Thursday amidst a severe hunger cr

Oct 30, 2018
2 min

ED forms alliance with EDchemy, Students Quiver in Trepidation

Modi’s Digital India sees greatest success yet, but not without raising concerns October 30, 2018 | Smriti Kalra and Aman Vasavada In what has been touted as a landmark transition from bureaucracy to technocracy, the ED has joined hands with the Edchemy, an online ERP system propelling Nagarbhavi Law School and the nation towards Superpower 2020 status. While Digital India campaigners have hailed this move towards transparency, concerns have been raised that it is nothing but

Oct 19, 2018
2 min

Depression Rates Rise after Electives Offering

Depression rates rise after electives offering “System marginalizes indecisive people,” complain indecisive people. October 19, 2018 | Mumbai | By: Aman Vasavada NLS Inmates Review journalists stumbled upon three dazed inmates sitting on the footpath outside the Bombay High Court, their faces resplendent with the look of defeat. With a view to bring you some top class investigative journalism, we decided to find out why the inmates (anonymized upon request) were so depressed

Oct 6, 2018
2 min

Number of Woke Bois at the National Law School at an All Time High

Number of Woke Bois at the National Law School at an All Time High Despite extensive investigation, source of wokeness remains a mystery October 6, 2018 | Bengaluru | By: Mukta Joshi India’s finest law university sure does boast of the wokest of Woke Bois™, but where are they coming from? The Quirk team recently undertook an inquiry in an attempt to find some answers to the discrepancy between the number of men enrolled in feminist courses at the National Law School of India

Sep 6, 2018
3 min

Spiritus Announces Mandatory Volunteering for Inmates

September 10, 2018 | By: Lakshmi Nambiar In a surprising revelation, Prof. T. S. Somashekhar, when asked about the economic viability of Spiritus, replied saying “I need data to answer that. But you see, there’s a lot of other stuff that you’ve got to factor in. There’s so much forced labour, we lose out on classes and sleep – you have to take into account these social costs.” This prompted the Quirk team to indulge in some serious cutting-edge investigative journalism (we ca

Aug 22, 2018
1 min

From the Archives: Adolf Hitler Reacts to Reval, Circa 1942 (Colourised)

This video has been edited by Aman Vasavada (Batch of 2021). NLS Inmates Review journalists had conducted a famous sting operation in the Cauvery Bunker in 1942. They managed to catch on tape the popular mooter Adolf Hitler (ID no: 0273) bursting into a furious monologue following the release of his first year Reval results. In light of the growing resentment against the structural problem of Reval, we are now declassifying the video from our archives. Original video from: De

Aug 18, 2018
2 min

Krishna Gowda changes ringtone to John Cena theme, Ganga residents polarised

Krishna Gowda changes ringtone to John Cena theme, Ganga residents polarised Sceptics argue that it’s a wilful move by the important man to become more elusive August 18, 2018 | By: Aman Vasavada | Image by Mukta Joshi Ganga’s foreman, Krishna Gowda Sir, is widely acknowledged as the humble little fellow who successfully duped parents into thinking that their spoilt and lazy lads have finally learnt to do their own laundry and clean their own rooms. Obviously always in demand

Jul 18, 2016
2 min

News Bulletin #2

NLSIU Students Caught Trespassing An emergency faculty meeting was convened by the Vice Chancellor on 19th July, 2016. As per Prof. S.V. Joga Rao, a strange phenomenon has gripped students of NLSIU. “I have not had a good night’s sleep for the past week because the Superintendent of Gnanabharti Police Station keeps calling me in the middle of the night complaining about our students. Appalling.” It seems over 20 students from Law School have been found trespassing on private

Jun 28, 2016
2 min

News Bulletin #1

Number of women in NLS at an all time low In continuation of the disturbing trend that Law School has witnessed in the recent years, there are only 25 women out of the 80 students who will be joining NLS this July. This number has consistently been on the decline with only 33 women joining in 2014 and 32 in 2015. The CLAT committee has decided to take a leaf out of the government’s book and introduce a “selfie with daughter” campaign for the parents of aspiring Law Students.