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Oct 7, 2021
5 min

The (Mis)adventures of the Internet Department (Part II)

*Part I can be found here. After the success of its Chandra-yaan Launch, Internet Department invents Time Travel! 8 October 2021 | Chiranth S The batch of 2025 began their 2nd glorious year at the No.1 Fountain of Legal Education (four times in a row now) with an unwelcome surprise. The numerically and emotionally drained class of 100 ‘intelligent law students’ had been divided into two sections – A and B, of roughly 50 students each. Each section would have different teacher

Sep 5, 2020
2 min

Breaking News: NLSIU and the CLAT Consortium Break up!

DISCLAIMER: The following article is a work of satire. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons or actual events is purely coincidental, and is not to be taken as true. NLSIU and the CLAT Consortium Break Up! “This is worse than Brexit!!” says devastated shipper. September 5, 2020 | Special Quirk Investigative Team The day was Sept

Jan 17, 2020
3 min

Acad Shut after Bird Poop Contamination

Acad Shut after Bird Poop Contamination “The hostel bathroom smells better”, laments student January 17, 2020 | Aman Vasavada Several reports of the putrid stench of bird poop in the areas surrounding the academic block of Nagarbhavi Laa School have finally prompted the administration to take action. This morning, NLS authorities declared the region as the Acad Exclusion Region (“AER”), cordoning off the academic block and its surrounding regions with leftover SF barricades t

Oct 17, 2019
2 min

MCS Faces Ultimate Virus: Decay-Growth High In The Moot Matrix

Special Correspondent, NLS Inmates Review This news bulletin is dedicated to all those souls who have died slow deaths with each new offering mail, and each new update on the spreadsheet. Disclaimer/WarningAny resemblance to any person, living or dead or a victim to the repeated offerings, is purely coincidental. All of the content in this bulletin is purely factual and unrelated to any goings on at Nagarbhavi Laa College. The NLS Inmates Review Team, however, warns all its

Oct 11, 2019
6 min

Reigniting the Laughter: Why Phoenix’s Joker is amazing

Jwalika Balaji (Batch of 2023), with her newfound love for all things Batman, writes this movie review with a little message to ‘Movies with Megha’ at the end. Disclaimer: This review is only for the initiated, those who have seen ‘Joker’ and have walked out of the movie theatre stunned into silence. It has a lot of spoilers, so do read at your own risk. The author claims no responsibility if any cinematic viewer’s movie-going experience is ruined. Consider yourself adequatel

Sep 9, 2019
2 min

Chandra-Yaan-2.5: NLS Internet Department to be sent to the moon to help ISRO re-establish connectio

Meme credits: SMK Chandra-Yaan-2.5: NLS Internet Department to reclaim glory by helping ISRO achieve connectivity September 09, 2019 | By: Jwalika Balaji Wi-fi issues have always been plaguing the student body at NLS and they seem to aggravate especially during the time of project submissions. The Internet Department at NLS keeps complaining about the hordes of mails that the student body keeps bombarding it with, asking for the wi-fi to be fixed in the hostels, in the librar

Apr 24, 2019
4 min

Shocking Security Breaches at India’s Premier Law School – Or is There More to the Story

This NLS News Bulletin has been written by Lakshmi Nambiar and Jwalika Balaji (Batch of 2023). The recent sightings of strange men dirt-biking outside the field and jalebis belonging to NLS inmates going missing have brought to the limelight the state of security measures on campus (or lack thereof). Prima facie, it appears that the student body is lobbying for better security measures on campus. However, our Quirk team did some classic investigative journalism into the recen

Aug 17, 2018
6 min

Gold: The Trap of Technicolor Patriotism

Megha Mehta (Batch of 2019) writes for this week’s edition of our fortnightly column, Movies with Megha. Gold is a decent one-time watch. Not the least because it has both Amit Sadh and Kunal Kapoor, both of whom are quite snack worthy (the former might just replace Vicky Kaushal in my list of snacks). There’s also Akshay Kumar playing a loser – yes you heard that right – and not some macho police officer/secret agent/misguided navy official turned-murderer for the first time

Nov 11, 2017
4 min

Result Withheld

This article has been written by Garvit Sharma (Batch of 2021). Last time I wrote for Quirk I thought I wouldn’t have to rant for at least 12 months. 81 days later, here I am again. I guess law school never fails to surprise us. This article describes the journey the writer undertook in order to get his Criminal Law – I result declared. This journey began when the writer chose to drop out of the Univ Moot Rounds (because staying alive is always preferable to a better CV) and

Sep 23, 2015
3 min

First Years, We Envy You

Written by Aniruddh Nigam (Batch of 2019) My first year of law school, we were set up randomly with roommates. Within a few hours, we had figured out how we were going to deal with the sudden lack of space and our presumed active social lives. Every night, one of us would go out to party, get hammered and do a lot of women while the other one would study in the library and diligently take notes. The next day, we would switch. Some of you first years reading this may be noddin